This is the May zodiac horoscope reading for Lakewood students. To find your zodiac sign, look at the dates next to the signs listed below and find out which one matches up with your birthday.

Some special information this month is that there is a full moon during Pisces season, which means that everyone will be experiencing higher emotional levels, especially water signs. Also, happy birthday to the Aries and Taurus out there!

Aries (March 21-April 20):

Aries, a fire sign: Talking about your “elite” music taste doesn't make you look cooler. Someone needs to take the aux cord away from you. Happy birthday by the way.

Taurus (April 21-May 20):

Taurus, an earth sign: I have nothing to say to you guys. Just do better.

Gemini (May 21-June 21):

Gemini, an air sign: Don't text him, drink some water, and eat a vegetable.

Cancer (June 22- July 22):

Cancer, a water sign: I’m afraid that this month will still leave you with no confidence to talk to women. Don't even try. Better luck next time.

Leo (July 23- August 22):

Leo, a fire sign: You guys need to touch some grass.

Virgo (August 23-September 22):

Virgo, an earth sign: You have the energy of a quirked-up white boy with a little bit of swag. Go ahead and bust it down.

Libra (September 23-October 22):

Libra, an air sign: Leah, stop eating my fries. This is your final warning.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21):

Scorpio, a water sign: Your mom knows what you did.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21):

Sagittarius, a fire sign: Eww. You were a supernatural stan in middle school, weren’t you?

Capricorn (December 22-January 19):

Capwicown, an Eawth sign: Aww. This wittle kiddo got a boo-boo. Do you need us to amputate? Grow up.

Aquarius (January 20- February 18):

Aquarius, an air sign: If you are reading this, then it's too late. They know where you are and they are on their way. Your fate has been sealed.

Pisces (February 19- March 20):

Pisces, a water sign: You need to stop pining over that skinny white boy; he’s not going to notice you.